TEETHING BITES

READ THE SHIRTS, PEOPLE.

Teething bites. Look at these faces. Do we look like we enjoy swollen gums which are causing fevers, headaches, and general orneryness? Do we look like we revel in well-meaning parents and relatives inspecting our mouths bi-daily to see if anything has cut through yet? Leave us alone and stop touching our aching, red gums. Stop showing our mouths to anyone you can think of. Don't you have anything stronger than Infant Tylenol? How bout the stuff Dad has stashed in the back of the medicine cabinet from the last root canal. . . .yes, Lortab, that's it. Yes, just crush it up and dump a little right in my bottle. No, it's not going to hurt me. At least no more than this #@!*& tooth. Our gums are thumping and our mouths have a heartbeat.Teething bites!

Austin is petitioning heaven for help and Ollie looks like he wants to knaw on your head.

How do us moms get through teething? Good thing these babies are sooo cute even when they are teething! Austin is adorable, sporting like 6 new sharpies. They all came in, like, at once. Yes, I'm serious. He likes to bite things with them, it hurts too. He has another one coming in and his gums are kinda purplish and puffy. Poor kid! We also don't have to vacuum anymore because he is picking up every little microscopic thing off of the floor and eating it!

Now if the rest of the brood could just decide what they are going to be for Halloween my life would be super! They don't like any of my ideas (all of which are free or close to it) they like THEIR ideas which involve boo-koo $$$$$$$.

Has anyone ever played Wackee Six? It's a really fun game! I'd recommend it to anyone. Especially when your kids are smarter than you because then you never win and they make you look like an idiot.

Just kidding I win every once in a while. When I do I scream really loud.

I just went to the store. Sour cream is 99 cents. So are baby carrotts! What a deal! Cereal was like $1.50 a box but I had to buy like 25 boxes to get that price and I wasn't in the mood, so the cereal didn't happen. I bought whole wheat spaghetti and I think it tastes the same as regular. Eric doesn't think so though. But he ate it anyway.

Another day in the life of the Porter clan has just made history.